IF you cross the North Korean border illegally,
you get 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR.
IF you cross the Iranian border illegally,
you're DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally,
you WILL BE JAILED.
IF you cross the Chinese border illegally,
you MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF you cross the Venezuelan border illegally,
you will be branded a spy,
AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF you cross the Cuban border illegally,
you will thrown INTO POLITICAL PRISON ROT.
BUT IF you cross the U.K. border illegally,
you GET A JOB; a DRIVERS LICENZE;
NATIONAL INSURANCE CARD;
SOCIAL SECURITY BENEFITS; FAMILY CREDIT;
SUBSIDISED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE;
FREE HEALTH CARE;
A RAPRESENTATIVE IN PARLIAMENT;
YOU CAN VOTE, YOU CAN EVEN RUN AS AN MP OR START YOUR OWN POLITICAL PARTY!
Last but not least,
YOU CAN DEMOSTRATE IN THE STREET AND BURN THE FLAG,
and IF we stop you,
WE'RE CLASSED AS RACIST...